Rant

- Jack-in-the-box Ultimate Cheeseburger has overtaken Mickey D's double quarter pounder with cheese in Qiuvo's fast food power rankings. Congrats to Jack and his team for their menu improvement as well as some very clever advertizing.

- Kim Kardasian's booty has bounced J-Lo's booty off Qiuvo's power rankings! Still, she falls waaay short in the talent department.

- The curse of the big Webbino is finally broken!!! Not only has Don Nelson raised the Golden State Warriors from the ashes of mediocrity, he has finally broken the curse that plagued the Warriors after C-Webb split town in the first place. Even though the Webber experiment didn't work out, the fact that Webber and Nelly buried the hatchet and smoked a peace pipe guarantees that the Warriors will not suck so much for a while.

- Whatup with Mormon Elders getting around town in bikes? If there's one thing the LDS Church is good at, it's making money. So how about upgrading to Vespas?

- Ok, I play guitar, so I thought I'd be good at Guitar Hero...NOT! I'm ok in Intermediate, but I still haven't beaten Slash. My kid, on the other hand, who doesn't play guitar, absolutely buries me on GH3. Just more proof that the older you get, the faster you reach the point of diminishing returns on anything.

- Has there ever been a book or movie named AmeriKKKa? That would be cool title for a movie about race relations in the 60's.

Until next time,

Q.